Clubhouse Lawyer

Joe Garagiola said, "A clubhouse lawyer is a .210 hitter who isn't playing. He gripes about everything. His locker is too near the dryer. His shoes aren't ever shined right. His undershirt isn't dry. His bats don't have the good knots in them that the stars' bats have. He's not playing because his manager is dumb. When he does play he says, 'Well what do you expect? I ain't played in two weeks.' And he's a perpetual second guesser."